The Sunshine State

I'm working in the server room, and I miss a call from the Human Blob. Since I'm a wonderful IT support technician and always get back to my missed calls (lies), I called him back.

Me: What's up?
HumanBlob: MY COCK!

Professionalism abounds! I want to get iOrgasm to call him one day, I wonder if he'll get the same response. Queenslanders, they're all crazy.

Rock Bottom

It's a wonderful feeling when you walk into your office, and PonyGirl tells you that there's a walkout planned today if people's pay didn't go through.

Sigh.

I guess it can only get better!.........right?

Article Dates.

If article dates are slightly wrong (or wildly incorrect), it's due to some issue with Blogspot and Google. I'm trying to fix now.

Groundhog Day.

Remember OldOfficeLady and the tipping site?

The story is here.

Another year, another competition, EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEMS.

DO OLD PEOPLE STOP LEARNING?! LIVING ONLY DAY-TO-FUCKING-DAY?!

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