DO YOU NEED A LICENSE!?

You don't "drive" a computer, you dipshit.

One click for links, two clicks for icons. It's not that hard, is it?!

A single tear, each time.

l33t h4x0r

Today's fucking retard (yup, it's a bad day) is SleazyAlcoholic. SleazyAlcoholic is our new national sales manager, who has moved from the Perth office, in possibly the greatest example of failing upwards ever. Constantly late, red-eyed and reeking of booze, he is possibly the most hated male in the office - he just oozes pure sleaze. His constant bullshit speeches of "saving the company" do not help either.

With the new call centre in place (yup, it was his idea to bring it back!), there's been a whole range of new technical issues to work - this in itself isn't too bad (it's semi-interesting playing with VoIP stuff), but as expected, the human element of it is soul-crushing.

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SleazyAlcoholic: "HEY!"
Me: ".....................yes?"
SleazyAlcoholic: "Can you hack?"
Me: ".....................why?" *internally - are you fucking retarded? Or just a dodgy fuck? Why do I get asked this all the time?!*
SleazyAlcoholic: "I need to use RandomCoworker's laptop, but it's the login screen."
Me: ".....................so log in as you."
SleazyAlcoholic: ".....................oh yea." 

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TIME TO FUCKING GO ONE-WINGED-ANGEL ON THESE FUCKING RETARDS