So, since it's Valentine's Day, today's lunch was dominated by talk of love, romance, and all the bad things that go with it. It's amazing how girls feed of this gossip.
Today's fresh new face is MidgetGirl. She's not an actual midget, but is rather sensitive about her height (which isn't that short, to be honest, but I tease her relentlessly about it. It is no surprise that I am single).
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FrazzledMum: "Yea, so, my ex is an asshole, I hate him. Being single is much better."
Me: "Agreed! Freedom is awesome!"
MidgetGirl: "What, you're single?" (she's taken, don't read too much into this)
Me: "Yup, living the dream!"
FrazzledMum: *snort of derision*
Me: "What was that?"
FrazzledMum: "I've seen your Facebook wall, you've got your ex-girlfriend totally in love with you!"
MidgetGirl: "OMG who's what how huh huh?!"
*FrazzledMum explains the entire saga*
FrazzledMum: "So, yea, she posts on his facebook and stalks him!"
MidgetGirl: "Wow, what a bitch. Why the hell did you hook up with her?"
Me: "...There were a couple of reasons."
MidgetGirl: "Oh, tits, I see. Yea, don't go back to the crazy woman, she's called the ex for a reason!! Also, I can't log into the database."
Me: *sigh*
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My co-workers are awesome when they're not in front of a computer.
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