Monday, July 12, 2010

Legend of the CapsLockGirl grows.

CapsLockGirl is starting to get into the habit of calling me each morning, asking things are, etcetc. I think she's just lonely (reception can be a boring job!), but my friends think otherwise. I usually disagree, but I'm starting to lean towards it!

Another day, another frantic phone call from CLG.

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CapsLockGirl: "E-mail's not working! I click on Outlook, nothing's happening!!"
Me: "Er, ok, let me remote in......it's working! I can see it!"
CapsLockGirl: "I can't!"
Me: "Er....you're on a laptop, right?
CapsLockGirl: "Yeaaaa...."
Me: "Is there a monitor plugged in to it?"
CapsLockGirl: "Yeaaaa...."
Me: "Is it turned on?"
CapsLockGirl: "How do you turn it on?"
Me: ".......Push the power button"
CapsLockGirl: "I can't find it, hey <other person in office>, where's the power button for this TV?" (I die a little)
<other person>: "Here." (I wish I could see their face, I'm sure it's laced with contempt)
CapsLockGirl: "Ah! E-mail's back! Thank you so much!"

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Well, at least she's polite, I guess?

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