Some of her co-workers suspect her of being a drug dealer, and she's got red hair and a bad temper, so I've named RedRoidRage. She certainly CAUSES rage problems.
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RedRoidRage: "John! Our fax isn't working!"
Me: "It's xxxx, actually."
RedRoidRage: "Oh. Well, our fax isn't working! I need to train these new people on the phones for the telemarketing!!"
Me: "Ok, I'll be right there"
RedRoidRage: *talking to her new employees, the call centre monkeys* "Ok, so to get an outside line, push 0, then dial your number...oh Joh--...er, xxxx, isn't it? Yes! Please solve it!"
Me: *walks over, does a test fax, works perfectly*
RedRoidRage: "What?! But, it was broken for us!"
Me: "Did you...er...push a 0 for a outside line?"
*silence, I love it*
RedRoidRage: "But, it's a fax! No-one told me that! Why didn't anyone tell me that? It's not logical!!"
Me: "Well, I'll write up a big note and stick on the wall, saying to dial 0 before going out, just like all the other phone systems we have" (super sarcasm)
RedRoidRage: "Good, thank you...*thinks*......xxxx? Yes, xxxx".
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Bitch is going down.
Me: "It's xxxx, actually."
RedRoidRage: "Oh. Well, our fax isn't working! I need to train these new people on the phones for the telemarketing!!"
Me: "Ok, I'll be right there"
RedRoidRage: *talking to her new employees, the call centre monkeys* "Ok, so to get an outside line, push 0, then dial your number...oh Joh--...er, xxxx, isn't it? Yes! Please solve it!"
Me: *walks over, does a test fax, works perfectly*
RedRoidRage: "What?! But, it was broken for us!"
Me: "Did you...er...push a 0 for a outside line?"
*silence, I love it*
RedRoidRage: "But, it's a fax! No-one told me that! Why didn't anyone tell me that? It's not logical!!"
Me: "Well, I'll write up a big note and stick on the wall, saying to dial 0 before going out, just like all the other phone systems we have" (super sarcasm)
RedRoidRage: "Good, thank you...*thinks*......xxxx? Yes, xxxx".
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Bitch is going down.
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