Since this blog first started as a "Hey guys, look how much my work sucks" email amongst friends, the replies I usually get are "christ, get the fuck out" or "DON'T KILL YOURSELF" or, most often, "Is she hot? Hit it and quit it!"
While there are certainly some most, MOST attractive women in the office, the problem is that when you do a lot of your work remotely, you can't accurately judge a person over the phone. Sure, some have a totally sexy voice that makes you want to pay $2 a minute, but for the most part, you just fantasize and hope you never meet them.
After I told this story, my friends were adamant that I had to go to Sydney and "collect". CapsLockGirl has become quite the legend to them.
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*ring ring*
Me: "Hel-"
CapsLockGirl: "OH GOD I'VE LOST SO MUCH DATA OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME I'M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB"
Me: "......Hi! What's up?"
CapsLockGirl: *sob* "I was working with filtering in excel and then all the data disappeared and oh god I'm so dead I can't reenter all that my job is gone do we have backups please say yes"
Me: "......" *removes filter*
CapsLockGirl: "OMG I LOVE YOU THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU I'll never touch filters again!"
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I can't tell if she's hot, but WHO CARES, AMIRITE *fistbump*
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