GARGLE YOUR BLOOD, CONSUME YOUR FLESH, YOU HAVE CHOSEN THIS MISERY FOR YOURSELF

So, against all better judgement, I'm back for another year at Hogwarts my hellhole. Even after 2 days, I can see that this year is going to be even more of a punishment than last year; the planned office move from last year still has no planning, but apparently we move tomorrow. Our poor staff are stuck on wireless 3G modems and mobile phones to conduct business.

I'm hoping that the Mayans were right with 2012. Fear not though, there will be plently of horror tales in the coming year!

Oh, and I've been told to ditch our backup software. Apparently CTRL+C, CTRL+V is all anyone needs.