Being in IT isn't all bad. When people rely on you to fix their mistakes, you can have some great fun playing with their misery - especially when you know that this person isn't the greatest employee of all time. Today's victim was DumbFacebookGirl - possibly the greatest piece of eye candy ever, but not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to "computer things". Her actions on Facebook (downloaded a dodgy app, lost work, etc) led to the company policy of it being banned to all work employees.
Needless to say, she's not the most popular person in the office at the moment, and is trying to keep her head down and out of the way.
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DumbFacebookGirl: "HELP! I can't open this word doc! If I've lost it, I've basically lost my job! Its days of work!! You've got to help me!!" (she's in near hysterics, bouncing up and down on her seat, and oh god her breasts totally jiggle, it is AMAZING)
Me: "Ok, I'll get back to you in 2 mins"
*2 mins later*
Me: "Yeah sorry, the doc is corrupted - whatever is in there is gone forever, no chance of backup. Did you save a copy? Was it important?"
*cue jiggly heart attack, complete with lots of "Oh God I'm fired it's all over"*
Me: "Just kidding! It's back!"
DumbFacebookGirl: "FUCK YOU thank you so much but FUCK YOU"
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Feels good, bro.
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