HotBlondeChick left today :(
We had hit up quite the friendship when she had come back for the second time - we had similar interests, and we like teasing each other (no, not sexually, but yes her breasts really are fucking awesome. "Motorboat" comes to mind, along with oh-so-many other things). Also, she knew what she was doing with a computer, so there's that. I can't think of any "dumb blonde" stories off the top of my head, so that makes her a Good User in my book!
Someone (outside work) once told me that she was totally into me, and that I should bite the bullet and ask her out. While tempting, it wasn't going to happen - she's got a boyfriend already, been together for years, I think. I don't think my mojo is THAT good. We shall never know!
Hugs, goodbye, boob squishes all round. I'll miss my wife, but I guess I'll have DumbFacebookGirl to make up for it (seriously, amazing breasts there as well. Is my company a magnet for this? Maybe this blog should be about breasts, would be more popular).
In other news, someone deleted a spreadsheet "by accident", but didn't seem that happy when I recovered it. Either that, or she's just a bitch. I'd be pissed if I had her job as well (phone bitch, or something). Most people are amazed when I do something like this ("Its like magic!"), so either's she really jaded or wants to kill me/everyone at work.
I am afraid.
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