...the legend of the IT Support Technician grows. I don't really like doing this - in the long run, it helps to educate users - but sometimes, when you really can't be bothered, you can either spout technical BS and hope the user just doesn't care, or do this.
And this is much more fun.
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*ring ring*
Me: "Hello?"
RandomGirl: (about a 6.5/10, I know you'll ask): "OMG HELP IM HAVING PROBLEMS AGAIN WITH MY...wait..."
Me: "???" (one day, I will know how to convey this over the phone, and then my training will be complete)
RandomGirl: "ITS FIXED! OMG! How did you know!? Did you do it via the phone wireless?!?! How?!?"
Me: "......trade secret. Bye~!"
RandomGirl: "...wow."
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Me: "???" (one day, I will know how to convey this over the phone, and then my training will be complete)
RandomGirl: "ITS FIXED! OMG! How did you know!? Did you do it via the phone wireless?!?! How?!?"
Me: "......trade secret. Bye~!"
RandomGirl: "...wow."
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To other IT Techs thinking of using this to impress women and get into their pants - it never works that way, all you'll ever get is the Friend Zone. For the love of God, don't do it.
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