AngryRussian must be stuck in the Cold War era. It's the only way I can explain his paranoia and general asshole-ness. This saga took place over the weekend, where I don't get paid for any work I do. Apparently in Soviet Russia, weekends work you.
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30th July, Friday Afternoon 4:30ish (who really wants to take calls at this time)
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AngryRussian: "I can't connect to my work e-mail from home!! WTF! FUCKING MICROSOFT IS GAY! AT MY OLD WORKPLACE WE BLAHBLA-"
Me: "Ok, go to web e-mail, open this link, I'll take remote control."
AngryRussian: "Sigh how the fuck do I do that?"
Me: "Go to this address - https://workdomainname/remote...make sure you get the S in https."
AngryRussian: "Sorry, what? An x?"
Me: "S. S for sydney."
AngryRussian: "S for sydney?"
Me: "Yup!"
AngryRussian: "...It's not working, the server must be down, for fucks sake!"
Me: "Er, it's up, can you repeat the address you've typed in please?"
AngryRussian: "httpsforsydney://workdomainname/remote"
Me: "..........."
AngryRussian: "Fucking computers!"
I go through the process of telling him the address, get him to follow the link in the e-mail, and I take remote control.
30th July, Friday Afternoon 4:30ish (who really wants to take calls at this time)
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AngryRussian: "I can't connect to my work e-mail from home!! WTF! FUCKING MICROSOFT IS GAY! AT MY OLD WORKPLACE WE BLAHBLA-"
Me: "Ok, go to web e-mail, open this link, I'll take remote control."
AngryRussian: "Sigh how the fuck do I do that?"
Me: "Go to this address - https://workdomainname/remote...make sure you get the S in https."
AngryRussian: "Sorry, what? An x?"
Me: "S. S for sydney."
AngryRussian: "S for sydney?"
Me: "Yup!"
AngryRussian: "...It's not working, the server must be down, for fucks sake!"
Me: "Er, it's up, can you repeat the address you've typed in please?"
AngryRussian: "httpsforsydney://workdomainname/remote"
Me: "..........."
AngryRussian: "Fucking computers!"
I go through the process of telling him the address, get him to follow the link in the e-mail, and I take remote control.
Me: "Ok...you're not getting any e-mails in Outlook at home because you're not connected to the VPN."
AngryRussian: "VPN? You mean the Internet? I'm connected!"
Me: "If you want your e-mail in your Outlook client at home, you'll need to connect to the VPN first, then you'll get your e-mails."
AngryRussian: "Jesus fucking christ, more connections?!"
Me: "Let me set this up for you, ok? You understand that you'll have to click on <desktop shortcut> first, ok?"
AngryRussian: "Yea yea ok bye."
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Saturday morning (9am on the fucking dot, don't you people have lives?!)
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AngryRussian: "I CAN'T GET E-MAIL WHY"
Me: "Did you connect to the VPN?"
AngryRussian: "The what!?"
*Explains the process again*
AngryRussian: "OK THANKS jesus so much fucking around aye!?"
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Sunday
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Stayed in bed all day and didn't answer my phone. Someone tried to call, I did not look, nor care.
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Morning morning
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AngryRussian: "Hey where you been?"
Me: "..............unwell." (AVOIDING YOU, YOU FUCK)
AngryRussian: "Yea, me too! I've got kidney stones, man these fuckers hurt"
Me: "what's up?"
AngryRussian: "I haven't gotten any e-mail in my Outlook!"
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I WILL DESTROY YOUR FUCKING KIDNEYS YOU FUCK
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