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TheFuckingFucker: "Our internet is slow! Like, really really fucking slow!!"
Me: "Ok, let's have a look...looks like everyone's slow....hmmm...ok, let me check the ISP..."
TheFuckingFucker: "The...uh....ISP? Don't we have an unlimited quota?" (Something is wrong, he's not swearing)
Me: "Er, nope, you have 30gb for the month, and we've never gone over that limit before, and now there's only 3 people in the QLD office, so it shouldn't be an issue, but let me just double check...."
TheFuckingFucker: "Um...30gb huh...."
Me: "Ah. Your office has gone over the limit within 12 working days...and it looks like someone downloaded 17gigs of data last Wednesday...even after work hours..."
TheFuckingFucker: "Oh...really...I wonder who..."
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Felt really good to prove it's not our fault :3 I'm sure I haven't heard the last of this!
Me: "Ok, let's have a look...looks like everyone's slow....hmmm...ok, let me check the ISP..."
TheFuckingFucker: "The...uh....ISP? Don't we have an unlimited quota?" (Something is wrong, he's not swearing)
Me: "Er, nope, you have 30gb for the month, and we've never gone over that limit before, and now there's only 3 people in the QLD office, so it shouldn't be an issue, but let me just double check...."
TheFuckingFucker: "Um...30gb huh...."
Me: "Ah. Your office has gone over the limit within 12 working days...and it looks like someone downloaded 17gigs of data last Wednesday...even after work hours..."
TheFuckingFucker: "Oh...really...I wonder who..."
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Felt really good to prove it's not our fault :3 I'm sure I haven't heard the last of this!
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