Fresh Blood.

So, after my trip to Thailand, I come back and find that my boss has resigned, and that I've gotten a new boss. He's a total Mac fanboy, with a strong history with databases and management. I have named him iOrgasm, for he seems to be aroused by any 'sexy' computer hardware designs, be it Apple's gifts, or over-the-top heatsink/fans.

Today, he had an IT problem, and so being the eager, fresh, not-tainted-at-all employee, I offered my services.

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iOrgasm: "My network seems to drop out on Monday mornings"
Me: "Oh...er, that's weird. Let's replace your network cab-"
iOrgasm: "Must be Mondayitis!"
Me: "Hahaha. Here's your cabl-"
iOrgasm: "But seriously, machines do seem to suffer from it. It's been a problem at previous workplaces" (He's 100% serious)
Me: ".....um.......cabl-"
iOrgasm: "Thanks, but knowing my luck, it'll be ok tomorrow!"

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I can tell he's going to be ripped to shreds by this job.