Sometimes I wonder if people call IT support just to vent their problems, and not actually get any support. Maybe my job title should be "Human Bitch - listen to other people whine and cry about unrelated crap".
I'd get paid more, at least.
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AngryRussian: "This guy has sent me a word doc in 3 parts! When I sent it to him, it was just 1 page!"
Me: "Oh ok, just forward it to m-"
AngryRussian: "Yea I sent it to him about an hour ago."
Me: "Forward it onto me ple-"
AngryRussian: "He's a new contractor, I hope we get it!"
Me: "Forward. To. Me."
Me: "Oh ok, just forward it to m-"
AngryRussian: "Yea I sent it to him about an hour ago."
Me: "Forward it onto me ple-"
AngryRussian: "He's a new contractor, I hope we get it!"
Me: "Forward. To. Me."
Me: "..........................it's 3 pages long."
AngryRussian: "Exactly! 3 parts! What did he do?!"
Me: "Are you viewing it in Full Screen Reader mode?"
AngryRussian: "What is that? There's a prompt when I open the doc, but I just ignore it."
Me: *twitch* "Ok, can you close and open it agai-"
AngryRussian: "I mean, we've both got Office 2k7, this shouldn't be happening."
Me: "Close it. Re-open. Read prompt." (getting angry)
AngryRussian: "Sigh, ok, just trying to get some work done, bloody computers!"
Me: "Don't open it via Outlook. Or, turn off full screen viewing by clicking on the Optio-" (raging it up!)
AngryRussian: "How did this happen? I mean, do all our docs come back as this?"
Me: "BigBoss just walked in. I'll e-mail you what to do, gottagobye" (ARRRGH I MUST KILL HIM)
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FUCKING RUSSIANS, WHY DID CANADA NUKE THEM
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