After the horrific experiment that was the last call centre (everyone was fired, basically), I went into this very afraid. iOrgasm wasn't around for the old call centre, so PonyGirl and I were quick to impress onto him that this was going to be a gigantic clusterfuck of epic proportions.
Our General Manager, however, wants it, and has a new employee to handle it - I've called him the LetsDoCokeMan. To say he is 'chipper' is an understatement. He's running on all engines all the god damn time, buzzing around like a crackhead. He's proactive, extreme, and all those other buzzwords which people use to describe crazy people.
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GeneralManager: "I need a folder on the H:\ drive that only I and LetsDoCokeMan have access to." (H is our network drive, everyone has full access)
Me: "Sure, not a problem" *clickity click!*
LetsDoCokeMan: "Thanks! Wait....it says the administrators group can still get access."
Me: "Yes, that's by design, just in case something goes wrong. Don't worry, no regular users are in the administrator group, and only 3 people know the administrator password, and I'm not sure 1 of those 3 knows how to change file/folder permissions."
LetsDoCokeMan: "But I want full privacy. Can you remove administrators?"
Me: "I can...but administrators can Take Ownership back anyway." (OH GOD I HAVE TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT)
LetsDoCokeMan: "They what?! That's unfair! That's unethical!" (I was waiting for "illegal" as well) blahblahblah need full privacy blahblah why administrators blahblah-
Me: *I give a technical spiel about users fucking up permissions*
LetsDoCokeMan: "If I was in the administrator's group, could I preve-"
Me: "NO. Sorry, but no."
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Crazy people need to shot down quickly before they infect others!
Me: "Sure, not a problem" *clickity click!*
LetsDoCokeMan: "Thanks! Wait....it says the administrators group can still get access."
Me: "Yes, that's by design, just in case something goes wrong. Don't worry, no regular users are in the administrator group, and only 3 people know the administrator password, and I'm not sure 1 of those 3 knows how to change file/folder permissions."
LetsDoCokeMan: "But I want full privacy. Can you remove administrators?"
Me: "I can...but administrators can Take Ownership back anyway." (OH GOD I HAVE TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT)
LetsDoCokeMan: "They what?! That's unfair! That's unethical!" (I was waiting for "illegal" as well) blahblahblah need full privacy blahblah why administrators blahblah-
Me: *I give a technical spiel about users fucking up permissions*
LetsDoCokeMan: "If I was in the administrator's group, could I preve-"
Me: "NO. Sorry, but no."
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Crazy people need to shot down quickly before they infect others!
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